This Vagina Alarm Clock Will Wake You Up With An Orgasm
Waking up is essentially daily confirmation that you’re not dead so it’s weird that we hold it in such a low regard. Nevertheless it’s fucking horrible and it can fuck off.
Imagine what it would be like to wake up in a fit of pleasure rather than turning off numerous phone alarms set minutes apart every morning - sounds nice doesn’t it? Well now it can be nice for real because an alarm clock that wakes you up with an orgasm is ready for your use… provided you own a vagina.
… Alarm cock.
The Litter Rooster is said clock and it has 27 quiet modes as well as a couple of loud ones for deep sleepers. It has to be worn under underwear (otherwise it would slip off/out, presumably) which may be an issue for people who sleep naked but sticking on a pair of pants seems like a small price to pay to actually feel good in the morning.
The vibrations start five minutes before you need to get up so as to give you a more gentle awakening and, along with that, if you’re known for taking a while, you might end up leaving bed later than usual…
Believe it or not, the Little Rooster will set you back £69. Is that a joke? Have they done that on purpose? You sort of have to assume so but, if you’re being woken up by an orgasm, who needs 69s, right? Me. I do. I don’t get wank clocks.
Little RoosterThe thing is though, not to reveal too much about myself but, if they did make one for guys (and I bought one for some reason), I’d wake up to an orgasm and, because of that, I’d immediately want to go back to sleep… I’m a horrible lover.
Anyway, what do you think? Will you be investing in one? Let us know (if you’re brave enough) in the comments!