Sex Robots That Will Be Way Better Than Humans In Bed Are On The Way

Sex robots are coming and so will you be. Not right now, obviously - you’d probably be shagging some sexbot 3000 right now instead of reading this gold if they did currently exist. Sadly (if you’re into that) you’re going to have to wait a up to a decade and potentially beyond for that advent.

Experts have revealed that they believe sex robots will be commonplace in the next few decades and will be better at sex than any human partner could hope to be.

Joel Snell, a robotics expert from Kirkwood College in Iowa, said:

“Because they would be programmable, sexbots would meet each individual user’s needs.

Robotic sex may become addictive. Sexbots would always be available and could never say no, so addictions would be easy to feed.“

He says they could never say no - he’s not met me…

David Levy from the University of Maastricht thinks that, by 2050, sexbots and the like will be so convincing that people could fall in love with them - with human-robot marriages being more-or-less accepted in modern society.

However, some predict that the life of a sex robot will be much less emotional and, instead, they’d basically be moving buckets of various men’s semen in pretty packaging (that’s a paraphrasing)…

Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars of the University of Victoria Management School in Wellington, New Zealand, wrote in their paper, ‘Robots, men and sex tourism’, that sex robots will be common but expensive come 2050 with brothels in Amsterdam and the like offering a whole range of experiences with sex gods in all shapes and sizes.

I’ve touched on this before (steady on) but would you hear a cooling fan whilst you were going at it? I’ve never had sex with my laptop but, even when it’s just on my lap, it drowns out the sound of all the robot porn I’m watching. Annoying.

Would you be happy to have sex with a robot? Would it count as cheating if you shagged one but already had a partner? Let us know in the comments!