Get A Spare Pair Of Pants Ready, The Fifty Shades Darker Trailer Just Dropped

I’m ashamed but willing to admit that the Fifty Shades of Grey books gave me feel twinges in my nether regions that I never thought would be possible from a plot that involved a man pulling a dirtied tampon from a vulnerable woman’s vagina.

But hey, isn’t the whole point of immersing yourself in the world of literature about pushing yourself to the extremes of oral and penetrative exploration? No, no that’s just the point of Christian Grey’s red room, silly me.

Either way, as much as I enjoyed the book, I also enjoyed the laugh out loud sauciness of the first film which had everyone in the cinema whooping, blushing and giving their friends on the way out an “ooo aren’t we naughty, Barbara” look.

So I have to admit I’ve been rather excited about the second of the movies to be released, firstly for bedroom inspo and secondly because I never actually read the Fifty Shades Darker book (for blood pressure reasons, obviously). The film won’t be in cinemas till Valentines Day 2017, but here’s the first official trailer:

Bet you’re giving everyone those “naughty Barbara” eyes right now, you filthy thing. It’s only been out for about half an hour on YouTube, but everyone is already going crazy about it. One woman is even crying, she’s that happy:

Are you actually crying with happiness right now? Well you better chill out because the film doesn’t come out for six months you nutter. But still, let us know in the comments.