Pokémon Go Players Come Across People Having Sex In Park - Carry On Playing
For a while it seemed like Pokémon Go was here to stay. I was preparing to get married at a lucrative Pokéstop to keep the guests happy in 60 years (if I’m lucky). Me and the wife were going to go on a walking trip for our honeymoon so we could hatch our eggs… I even learned how to type ‘é’ quickly so I wouldn’t have to type ‘Pok’, then ctrl+v an acute e that I had copied later, then ‘mon’ because I had to write so many articles about it!
But, from what I can tell from my very small friendship group, the hype is pretty much over and only Sam from videos and my sister are still consistently playing it. The only mileage we get from it now is when the few people who still bother to play it come across something untoward when they’re searching for Pokémon.
Sometimes it’s horrible like when people find dead bodies but, you know, let’s not think about those times. Why? Because this time, Lauren Dua, 24, went hunting with sister, Libby Munday, 14, and brother Lewis Overell, 20, in South-East London and came across something that they couldn’t catch… even with an ultra ball.
Lauren said:
“We were just walking across Blackheath Common when my brother said ‘is that woman naked over there?’ and I thought he was joking but then my sister said the same thing.
So I went over to have a look and could not believe that they were right and by that point a few people had gathered around still playing Pokemon and they were putting on quite a show.
The couple really did not seem to be bothered at all that everyone was stood around watching them.“
Apparently, after a while, a local bystander had enough of watching the horror unfold in front of his and got involved in a little tear-up with the man involved.
A metropolitan Police Spokesman said “Police were called out at 12.11am on August 21 to reports of an assault on Blackheath Common“.
Why didn’t they stop having sex? Why was a girl taking her sibling out Pokémon hunting at 11 PM on a Saturday? Why did she take pictures? Why is the woman 100% naked and he’s only got his trousers around his ankles? Did they catch anything (Pokémon or otherwise)?
What do you think? Let us know in the comments!