People Can’t Handle This Weird New Fashion Statement From ASOS
ASOS is a really handy online shop, good for getting everything from your basic white tees, to a flashy sequin jacket for when you’re feeling fancy.
The do this social marketing thing where they pop up with suggestions based on things you’ve been looking at. For me it’s mostly boring stuff, but some people have been getting some pretty crazy suggestions.
ASOS now sells tails. Like fake animal tails, and people are confused.
Should I be worried that ASOS is promoting this tail at me? (it is an absolute bargain tbf) pic.twitter.com/NVQLEJp5E7
— Fleur Clarke (@fluerrr) August 23, 2016
Finally, a fashionable dinosaur tail for all occasions! Thanks @ASOS pic.twitter.com/aA01iPgBxB
— Murphy Vanessa (@VanToTheEssa) August 26, 2016
Not sure what I've been buying on asos to make them think I want a dinosaur tail lol????? pic.twitter.com/u6ZKRVvxKn
— Chaaaa (@CharlotteEris) August 24, 2016
But, it doesn’t end there.
The ASOS marketing team deserve a real pat on the back, because all of their hard work paid off and that particular tail has sold out. But, don’t cry just yet - it turns out there are a whole line of animal themed tails for us consumers to collect.
There is one tail for every mood/outfit.
This classy fox tail:
Image: ASOSThis Halloween classic (and a bargain at only £15):
Image: ASOSAnd then there’s the green sparkly version of the chic black original:
Image: ASOS
Which tail are you going to rock? Let us know in the comments