Guy Shares Girlfriend’s “10 Rules” Before His Magaluf Lad’s Holiday
Ahhh Shagaluf, Maga, Lufffaaaaaa - a place where dreams, sun tans and STD’s come true.
How do I know? I’ve been there. Did I get an STD? Of course not. But this girl, Whitney Travers from Edinburgh, had obviously heard the rumours and was keen to prevent any venereal disease passing between her and her boyfriend Kieran.
Clever girl, no one wants that. But instead of sitting him down and saying, “Hey Keiran, we’re in a loving, trusting relationship so please don’t cheat one me while you’re away with the lads” she decided to take it to the next level and lay down the law pretty simply by a series of quite delightfully written rules:
They seem pretty straightforward, but veering on the obsessive. How is she going to destroy everything celtic? Is that even possible? Does she expect Kieran to avoid eye contact with every woman on the island, or is she providing some kind of horse blinkers for him?
Keiran wasn’t a massive fan, sharing the below post on his Twitter:
Whitneys took psychoness to a new level?? pic.twitter.com/jq0BUflaqw
— Keern (@KieranLumsden67) July 31, 2016
Judging by his Twitter he seems to have had a fab time in Maga:
I fucking love ma pals and I fucking love maga??
— Keern (@KieranLumsden67) August 1, 2016
Maga - 1, Monkey and Arran - 0 pic.twitter.com/suaUbH3n5p
— Keern (@KieranLumsden67) August 8, 2016
But let’s just hope he stayed faithful to Whitney after all of that.
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Image: Twitter