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Guys Reveal The Things They Hate Most That Women Do During Sex

by Alfie Powell Follow @Alfie Powell
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The thing about sex is, not everyone gets off on the same thing. What may float a particular lady’s boat might not tickle another mans balls, so to speak… some people get off on that too, by the way. Bit of ball tickling… not me.

Thing is though, whilst some people like some things, there’s also some bedroom actions that are really hated. By now though, we’ve all heard what the women don’t like from men in bed several times - selfishness etc… Let’s hear what the men don’t like from women…

For me, it’s all the demands. All the annoying things girls say. You know “Stop looking through my window, Alfie” “Stop putting cameras in my bathroom, Alfie” “Stop crying, Alfie” “Stop pulling that face, Alfie“… you know what I mean, right?

Well here’s what the men of reddit hate…

I had a girlfriend that got off on spreading the hole on top of my penis open and flicking the slit with her tongue like she was eating a very tiny vagina. It was random as hell and it really didn’t feel all that great. She was gorgeous though, so I put up with that shit for awhile. Thanks for letting me share. - PostCool

Getting too damned rough with the balls. Those things are sensitive ladies, and are easily hurt.
My fiancee and I have been together for 5 years, and I still have to remind her about it. You want to treat them like eggs, not tennis balls. - mysterious_baker

When they jerk you off like they’re trying to start a campfire in the palm of their hand w/your d*ck - BrisketWrench

Recently I was with a girl who I guess thought screaming at the top of her lungs was hot. Wouldn’t have been so weirded out if it wasn’t so f*cking random. I would just be going at it and after a good minute or two she would just scream for about 5 seconds and then quiet again for a minute. It really just scared me more than anything. But a beautiful nickname came from it since we met in a Harry Potter themed ethics class. My roommate still asks about how moaning myrtle is - Claymandingo

Wtf is a Harry Potter themed ethics class?

When they try to hump as your humping and everything falls off beat. then you gotta restart your momentum - Froddoyo

Using your teeth while you give a blow job. God damn I still can’t forget this one chick giving literally most painful worst blowjob I ever had. - ModernLoverr

 

Riding on top, the girl leans all the way back. Sure great experience for you but it doesn’t bend too well. - LotteryofJustice

Fake porn moans, stop that, make your real sounds. Real sounds are beautiful and erotic. - GreatNorthernHouses

There you have it. If you’re reading, girls, there’s some tips for you…

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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