Outrage As Children’s Presenter Drops The C-Bomb On CBeebies

Well, we finally know what the C in CBeebies stands for. And no, I’m not going to bait the hook and let you down hugely like M in Spectre when he said C stands for callous. Why? Because C stands for C*nt.

How do we know this? Well, 25-year-old mum-of-one Lyndsey Mann was watching Show Me Show Me alone (odd) when her daughter was out with her dad when, singing about kites, presenter Chris Jarvis says, “imagine you’re a fluttering c*nt”.

The word’s not even that similar to kite… how did he manage that?! I can only imagine that word was on the back of his mind and it slipped out at the worst of times. In which case sex talk with his wife that night could have been pretty embarrassing…

CBeebies responded on their Facebook page with:

“It’s kite everyone, kite! We make shows for your little ones so it’s always going to be kite.“

But they would, wouldn’t they? Not that it wouldn’t be hilarious but it seems unlikely that they’d respond with “yeah lol, u c*nts smh”.

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