Orlando Bloom Has Had A Secret Instagram Account For Over A Year

It turns out Orlando Bloom is way craftier than any of us realised, and even more private.

The ‘Lord of the Rings’ actor has been posting filtered, square pictures to everyone’s favourite picture sharing social network for over a year and none of us knew about it.

To give the Orlando Bloom superfans credit, he had the account on private and not even Katy Perry was following it when he finally made it public.

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Sep 15, 2016 at 8:20am PDT

So, of course, I had a bit of a stalk. Bloom’s instagram has been a strange mix of classic insta shots:

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Mar 2, 2016 at 9:07pm PST

Meaningful quotes…

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Apr 4, 2016 at 5:14pm PDT

Funny photos from set (with a hilarious comment telling him he probably needs a large):

err…

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Aug 31, 2016 at 1:16pm PDT

And this creepy decapitated doll:

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Sep 30, 2015 at 11:04pm PDT

He’s posted touching images of a trip taken with Unicef:

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Sep 30, 2015 at 10:59pm PDT

His sex tape…

my sex tape 📹

A photo posted by orlandobloom (@orlandobloom) on Sep 3, 2016 at 9:52am PDT

Oh and some half naked running. Thanks, Orlando.

when you are chasing down the guy who stole your swimming trunks

A video posted by @orlandobloom on Sep 1, 2016 at 11:44am PDT

When I discovered the account last night, lots of the images still had barely any likes or comments, and a lot of them still only have a few comments - but he’s already on 108k followers. Whatever.

What do you think? let us know in the comments.

Lead image: Instagram / @orlandobloom