Reports Claim Kim Jong-Un Executed Someone For Not Sitting Properly
Reports coming out of South Korea are suggesting that Kim Jong-Un had his education minister killed for not sitting properly.
The North Korean dictator wasn’t pleased with 63-year-old Kim Yong-Jin’s sitting posture during parliament. Instead of taking the conventional route of asking the man to sit up, he ordered his to be killed by a firing squad.
South Korea’s unification ministry spokesman Jeong Joon-hee said:
“Vice premier for education Kim Yong-Jin was executed, He was denounced for his bad sitting posture when he was sitting below the rostrum.”

The incident reportedly occurred during a meeting at the end of June, with the resulting inquiry deeming Kim Yong-Jin to be anti-revolutionary.
Throughout the summer it has been reported that other North Korean officials are being sent to ‘ideological re-education’ camps for reasons such as an ‘overbearing attitude.’ The secretive nature of North Korea means that confirming these reports is difficult.
Other reports today suggest that North Korea is building a 2,7000 tonne submarine which it plans to use to threaten the West. A North Korean defector, Kim Heung-kwang, said:
“The decision for this development was made by Kim Jong-un and his advisors, who wanted to create an environment in which the US and international society can’t easily underestimate the North’s preemptive nuclear strike capability.”