“I’ll Eat A Bit Of Carpet”: GBBO Was Absolutely Full Of Filthy Innuendos Last Night
Who’d have thought that 81-year-old Mary Berry would end up being the filthiest thing on British telly last night?
But that’s the thing with Great British Bake Off. It lures you in to thinking you’re going to be watching a baking programme, and then someone who could definitely be a posh version of your Grandma yells out, “I’ll eat a bit of carpet.” I bet you would Grandma…
Twitter was obviously awash with GBBO watchers who couldn’t believe what they’d just witnessed:
Mary Berry saying "I'll eat a bit of carpet" satisfied a need I didn't know I had
— Meg (@meghanoops) August 31, 2016
OMG. Mary Berry saying she'd eat a bit of carpet. I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂 #GBBO
— Holly (@closingwinter) August 31, 2016
mary can eat my carpet
— ellie (@negatr0n_) August 31, 2016
It will take some time to get beyond Mary Berry fancying a munch on some carpet. Bake off innuendo knows no bounds. #GBBO
— James Webster (@JamesWebsterITV) August 31, 2016
Mary Berry will remember munching that carpet forever
— Another Angry Woman (@stavvers) August 31, 2016
"I'll eat a bit of carpet" #GBBO pic.twitter.com/hbJMDgrGzJ
— Mary Berry (@MaryBerryNOT) August 31, 2016
In actual fact, poor Mary was just referring to a delicious bit of gingerbread carpet from Candice’s intricate church design. Obviously. But that wasn’t the only filth to fall from the cookery show last night. Candice also asked for Mel to, “grab her jugs” - cheeky.
'Can you grab my jugs please?' NOT EVEN HIDING IT ANY MORE #GBBO
— Steph (@wuthering_alice) August 31, 2016
Then Paul Hollywood, the sly old fox, told Susan he thought her “sister tastes lovely”…
“Your sister tastes lovely…” #BiscuitWeek #GBBO pic.twitter.com/JeS5KRsGTn
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 31, 2016
I think he’s referring to the gingerbread version, but I can’t be sure. Then this happened:
“Were you ever a beaver, Paul?”#GBBO pic.twitter.com/ANqAKMRPtv
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) August 31, 2016
I’m done.
Next up on next week’s Bake Off: Just a full on orgy in the flour with a few rolling pins thrown in.
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