We Can Guess Your Penis Size

With the risk of sounding like an eight-year-old boy guarding a pillow fort from his sister, NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Not only do you all have cooties or whatever, you distinctly DO NOT have penises which renders your results obsolete…

Or take the quiz I don’t care, really…

Just bear in mind, I’m new to making online quizzes so, whilst the answers are always 100% right, they’re very often wrong.

Chances are you’re not happy about your result but, as I said, the results don’t lie. I do lie, I lied when I said they’re not always right… THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!