This Is What Film Plots Would Sound Like If Explained By Trump
Donald Trump really is quite a terrifying man, when you’re done laughing at him.
His way of structuring sentences is somewhat iconic, and along with his key phrases like ‘yuge’ and ‘great guy’ and his outlandish views when it comes to race and right and wrong, his version of popular film plots must be pretty outlandish.
Someone came up with the idea of #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots and, predictably, the funny people of Twitter totally ran with it.
Check out a few of our favourites:
Son disrespects great, VERY successful father. True loser. Kissed his sister. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/X9KcNeyc7r
— Katethulhu (@katethulhu) August 18, 2016
Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Scott Dooley (@scottdools) August 18, 2016
This guy, this creepy guy, he's got scissors for hands. Many people are saying this. My hands, they're great. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Aaron Wiener (@Wieneraaron) August 18, 2016
Misunderstood real estate owners suffer ungrateful tenants. I can relate, let me tell you. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/S867Ibco6L
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) August 18, 2016
Absolutely terrible. Oompa Loompas are taking jobs away from hard working AMERICANS. Shame on Crooked Mr Wonka! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Pat Sullivan (@pattysull) August 18, 2016
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan) August 18, 2016
There's this fish who gets lost and his father… by the way we're doing very well with fish. Fish love me.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Sean Kent (@seankent) August 18, 2016
I helped a kid around the lobby of a hotel once. Im great with kids, I'm the best with kids #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/BffpoLp0yB
— *Horse Noises* (@BKaslewicz) August 18, 2016