Model Twerks To Show Off The DD Breast Implants In Her Buttocks

One thing I don’t get about butt implants is how people sit down afterwards? Is your bum just forever at risk of spontaneously bursting? Could you ever truly have a carefree time on a space hopper again? Or a see saw?

All questions I’d love to ask American model Jana Stoner, who had size DD breast implants inserted into her botty in an attempt to give her a better booty. But the surgery, which she had in Mexico, went tits up and she was left with a pair of boobs for a bum which now have a life of their own. Oh, and a penchant for twerking uncontrollably, apparently.

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But luckily she found some doctors via the show Botched, who were willing to operate on her bottom and get the damned thing under control. Speaking to the show, Dr. Dubrow said:

“Jana’s butt implants are so big that when she twerks her buttock implants twerk independently of herself. They have their own zip code.”

A little bit of exaggeration, but the things are pretty terrifying:

Jana, who was relieved to find someone willing to perform the operation - which involved a butt lift and the removal of her lower back tattoo - told Botched:

“It has been a big obstacle in my life. I am so relieved that somebody is willing to operate on my a**.”

Would you ever get a butt implant? Or has this put you off plastic surgery for life. Let us know in the comments.

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