Can You Guess What These Children’s Drawings Are?
Children are so lovely, aren’t they?
They look up at you, wide-eyed and full of love and admiration as they then run off to collect something they made for you earlier. That’s when they came back all bashful and excited as they hand over a piece of paper. You look at it, then back at them, then back to the picture and think “Christ, this is awful. It’s just a huge picture of a hastily coloured in cock!”
You don’t tell them that, of course. You thank them, give them a little cuddle and put it with the rest of the accidental porn. No matter though, it’s all in good fun.
But can you guess what children were going for when they drew these pictures?
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A Giraffe
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A lighthouse
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Some scissors
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Spongebob and the Chum Bucket
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A whistle
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Washing hands
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Not the rapture, ghosts chasing Scooby Doo
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A fatherly chef
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A lawnmower
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A waterfall… I know
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People bidding for a shovel. Promise
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A massive dildo… sorry, a microphone. Silly me
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A playful hand
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A pregnant horse
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Butterflies and mushrooms. Sounds like a bit like a board-game
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A monkey eating its tail which I would argue is weirder than a monkey falating itself…
How many of these did you get right? Let us know in the comments!