Woman Quits Her Job To Breastfeed Her Boyfriend Every Two Hours
You hear a lot about people quitting their jobs to follow their true vocation. In general, it’s a good thing (so long as their vocation isn’t, like, murdering or something) and we like the sentiment behind it but then, sometimes, it’s really weird, not a vocation and an example of fetishes getting in the way of the daily grind…
I’m of course talking about women quitting their jobs to focus on breastfeeding full-grown men… for free. Women like Jennifer Mulford, for example (when I say “women like”, I mean “woman of a similar ilk to”, not that women are fond of her… we’ll get on to that later but, for now, it seems like they don’t).
Jennifer Mulford said she wanted an ‘Adult Breastfeeding Relationship’ with her partner Brad Leeson, 36-years-old. Why? Because she’s read somewhere that it creates a strong bond between you… sort of like sharing electrons.
She’d previously looked around on sites like Craigslist to find willing participants but soon pitched the idea to her childhood sweetheart (should have been the first choice) and he seemed to be on board with it all.
“It was like a light switched flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited,
At that moment I knew that I had a partner for life… we both wanted the same thing out of the relationship – a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve.”
Jennifer has a daughter, by the way. She’s 20. I bet she’s delighted. To be able to trick her body into thinking she’s recently had a baby and lactate, Jenny has to “dry” breastfeed Brad every two hours. DOES HE NOT HAVE A JOB EITHER?!
“I’ve taken a break from my job because I want to devote everything to making this work“
But why?! It’s so weird. Get a hobby. Cook lovely meals together or something. Don’t get your boobs out every time little Brad gets a thirst on!
Meanwhile, although Jennifer said they only do it in private, one woman got so annoyed that she posted this to Facebook:
“It’s idiots like these two that are making it difficult for breastfeeding mothers to do so publicly without shame or ridicule. They are only increasing the sexualisation of breastfeeding. There are NO medical benefits for adults to consume breast milk. Breast milk is for babies”
Another lady said this:
“Each to their own but this is disgusting! People look at me funny when I say I am breastfeeding a two year old! And then people like this completely tarnishes the breastfeeding name!! Its NOT sexual. Its to nourish a baby!“
Whilst one more went for…
“I don’t believe this, it sounds like an April Fool’s joke. There’s nothing about this that is okay“
I’m inclined to agree with all of them, really. I mean, it takes all sorts to fill a world and, if you really want to quench your thirst via the medium of your girlfriends boobs, I guess that’s allowed but, you know, probably don’t tell the news about it…
Mind you, I suppose that since they both can’t work now, they haver to get their money from somewhere.
What do you think? Let us know in the comments!