The Most Popular Excuses For Guys Cumming Too Early

If there’s two things I’m fed up with girls telling me following premature ejaculation, it’s “wow. That was fast…” and “Please stop masturbating in my house. I’m calling the police.” Same sh*t, different day.

That’s when I break out my plethora of excuses. Excuses such as “god you’re high maintenance” and “isn’t that what you girls like?”

Apparently it isn’t and, despite my, frankly fool-proof, retorts, they’re not usually what men go for - these are the most common, and possibly the worst, excuses as well as a few solutions that are frequently chosen…

1. “It’s been a while”

2. “Ready for round two?”

3. “Your turn”

4. “Well I suck”

5. “That was just practice”

6. “That’s never happened before”

7. “It’s a medical problem”

8. “You’re just too good”

9. “Just get going”

10. “That’s embarrassing…”

My other method is to shift the blame. If they say “that was fast”, you say something like “Yeah I’m just trying to get it over with. You’re rancid”. Works every time, fellas.

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