19 Totally Pointless Things You Can Waste Your Money On
You know what I hate? At the end of the month when you get paid and then all this money just clutters up your bank account. It’s messy and I don’t want it in there.
Luckily there’s a way to get rid of it that results in me having actual clutter in my house which I much prefer for some reason…
Buying random sh*t.
For the obvious reason… Jedi’s get hungry.
£15
2. Inception Totem
Ever wonder if you’re living in the real world or if it’s all just a figment of your imagination? Guess what? There’s a thing for that…
£2
On the Amazon page, they actually had to write “does not include super laser”…
£14
Wash after use.
£10
5. I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
Presumably, only the packet will have the joke so make sure your partner reads it before disposing of it for a little pre-sex giggle. With luck, that will be the only laughing point of the night…
£2 (for 3)
6. It’s Complicated Valentine’s Day Card
For when you’re sort of seeing someone but it’s not set in stone.
£3
7. Starburst Single Flavour One-Pound Bag
This is only worth buying as a gift if you get the flavour that your friend implicitly hates.
£6
Get it? Rhymes with ginger. It’s funny.
£14
9. Invisible Blacklight Makeup
For when you want to look pedestrian except for the advent of UV lights being brought into the equation.
£20
Hate feeding fish but like the look (from a distance)? Robot fish.
£5
For when you want to impress that group of hardy bikers outside the pub but don’t want the commitment.
£5
It’s a joke.
£7
Like heat but hate orange? Get some of these bad boys in your life.
£3
Because f*ck conventions, AMIRIGHT?!
£2 (per bottle)
15. Credit Card-Sized Tool Kit
I bought one of these because I was convinced I’d use it daily. I never have and I have zero ragrets.
£11
16. Batarang Knife
Murdering for nerds.
£8
17. Bottle Cap Gun
Seriously need one of these.
£7
This will make any drink instantly cooler (in both ways) and you can say there’s a small moon in your drink and wait for someone to say the next bit!
£2(?!)
19. Black On Black Playing Cards
I mean… these aren’t even pointless. Every house needs a deck of cards and these are just wicked-cool.
£12
So there you have it. Some really pointless things that you can spend your money on that will make you instantly happier - albeit for about 2 hours and then the magic will wear off…
What do you think? Lets us know in the comments!