Massive Alligator Storms Across Florida Golf Course Scaring The Sh*t Out Of People

At the best of times golf is pretty boring. You go around hitting a ball and making as little noise as possible whilst being tailed by a bunch of impatient guys doing the same thing. Pfft…

What it needs is some kind of danger level. Like in Super Smash Bros. you sometimes have random things zooming around the maps knocking into you and damaging your health - golf could do with one of those.

Well apparently a course in Florida have pre-emptively listened as, just recently, some men’s game was interrupted by the biggest alligator you’ve even seen! Have a look…

Not really sure what was up with the sound there but what’s more inexcusable is that Dave didn’t go to stand next to it. What’s your problem, Dave?! Scared of dying?! P*ssy!

Charles Helms, who captured the footage, said this:

“I was stunned and silent.

I didn’t know if we were being punked or something.

It was just laying down, resting, when it got up and started moving towards the big lake.“

Meanwhile, Wendy, who works at the course, said this:

“He doesn’t bother anybody and they don’t bother him, he’s like a mascot for the course.

He has been here for a very, very long time. There have been guesses that he’s 15 to 16 feet long.“

He doesn’t bother anyone because they run a f*cking mile whenever they see him coming! It’s not hard to understand!

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