This Girl Thinks She’s Too Hot For Normal Life And The Internet Has Hit Back
You know when you’re walking about town, minding your own business but you see someone so beautiful that you can’t help but stare? Apparently that’s how Felicia Czochanaski feels every time she passes a mirror…
‘I’m a girly girl. I’m 5-foot-5 with blonde hair, big hazel eyes, 34DDs, and toned calves‘.
The Cosmopolitan writer took to the internet to write a little piece about how being beautiful isn’t a gift. Having people stare at you is horrible etc etc…
“Imagine how it feels to have heads turn and all eyes on you when you are simply trying to get to where you need to be. It doesn’t make me feel beautiful or sexy. It makes me feel like there’s something wrong with me.”
“Coming to terms with being perceived as “beautiful” wasn’t easy. It soon became how people knew me. People seemed to forget or simply ignore my accomplishments. They disregarded the fact that I’m an athlete, I’m intelligent, and I’m incredibly ambitious. Others did not bother to look past my appearance and actually get to know me, satisfied with the kind of person I looked like I could be.”
“Sure, I still get catcalled just about every day.” she continues. “When there are no dirty words said, there are still looks, and whistles, and friends tapping friends to ‘look at that chick.'”
“I don’t bother noticing anymore. As I have gotten older, this has expanded to looks and awkward situations from creepy professors, bosses, and coworkers. But again, it is not worth my time, and I ignore it.”
And above all of that, she’s extremely humble (sarcasm so strong you can taste it).
She called her little piece ‘Don’t Judge Me Because I’m Pretty’ and, to be fair to the public - they don’t judge her because she’s pretty… they judge her because she thinks she’s too pretty.
As you could more or less guess, this ruffled a few feathers. Feathers of a bird. A bird that tweeted… that was a terrible link. Sorry.
Felicia Czochanski says she suffers because she's so pretty. That's my problem too. She can borrow a bag if she wants. #SillyGirl #Smug
— The Mystery Man (@GuessWhoMan) September 9, 2015
Felicia Czochanski article that made it to cosmo was one of the most narcissistic pieces of writing I have ever read.
— ❁ (@ONLYashleecee) September 9, 2015
If it makes her feel any better, Felicia Czochanski'z only about a 6
— Ryn Bck (@RyanBeck14) September 13, 2015
Well Felicia, we feel your pain. Naturally, everyone in the helloU office is jaw-droppingly gorgeous but, you know… we don’t let it hold us back, we just hide behind our screens all day. It’s really safe back here.
Tell us what you think in the comments! Is anyone else here too good-looking?