9 Disturbing Sex Dolls That Will Make You Scream In More Ways Than One

Let’s be honest, sometimes human lovin’ just doesn’t quite hit the spot and you find yourself longing for something a bit more… plasticky?

Right? Well even if we’re wrong, these male sex dolls are so much wronger. Ranging from the lifelike to the we’re not quite sure what, these little (and big) guys are likely to haunt your nightmares… let alone your bedrooms.

1. It’s surprising that she looks scared

2. A dystopic mix between a beanbag and a dildo?

3. The feet are a bit too real on this one.

4. If anyone has any ideas how you get to your ‘special place’ using this bad boi, feel free to let us know.

5. You’ll be relieved to know this bundle of fun can be delivered by FedEx and DHL

6. Never has a sex doll looked more murder-y.

7. Budget sex doll?

8. Erm…

9. Is the library included?

 

Weird, eh. Well, if you run out of ideas for a Christmas present, here’s one way to be ensure your gift is remembered.