A Man Had Sex With A McChicken Burger, Filmed it, And Posted It Online
If I learned one lesson today, it was that if you see a random thing trending on Twitter – never investigate.
‘#McChicken’ was trending so I thought, hmm, why is McDonald’s normally underrated burger suddenly getting so much attention? Is there a deal happening?
There is no deal. But there is, however, a horrific video involving a man, his penis and a McChicken. And I know, we’ve all seen freaky stuff here on the internet, and you’re probably thinking ‘it can’t be that bad.’
It’s bad. It’s that bad. The image will be with me forever.
We can’t actually share it with you, but if you really want to find it just search for ‘#McChicken’ on Twitter and click on the videos tab. Prepare to be put off McChickens for life.
So, the internet brought us Damn Daniel and that hot walmart guy, and also the weirdest McDonalds experience of all time ever.
*see's McChicken is trending and finds out why* pic.twitter.com/tfWzwPsYqo
— Rudy Francisco (@RudyFrancisco) August 28, 2016
*McDonalds logs onto Twitter*
"Oh hey, McChicken is trending!"
*clicks on video*
[5 seconds later] pic.twitter.com/XzljpbfPYb
— Lacey Nycole (@LaceyNycole) August 28, 2016
Girl I'm gonna do you like a mcChicken sandwich pic.twitter.com/kgryg5Tjk4
— Jermaine Warren (@iamjermainew) August 28, 2016
— Landon Moss (@_LandonMoss) August 29, 2016
And that’s definitely enough internet for the day. Maybe even the week.
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