Tiffany Pollard Just Masturbated In The Celebrity Big Brother Toilets
Ever been really, really horny but the whole of the UK (OK, slight exaggeration) is watching you on TV so you have to delay your next ride on the old pink joystick till you’re in the privacy of your own home.
But then you think f*ck it, I’m not conforming to society’s fickle rules, down a bottle of wine and head to the toilets to have your merry way with yourself?
You, probably haven’t.
Tiffany Pollard, however, has. And, she kindly narrated most of the process for us. What a champ…
We’ve seen that smug look before. But Tiff, in the hotel room as well? You’re going to get callouses if you don’t stop going at it.
Usually the first to call time on ‘outrageous’ behaviour, Twitter users seem to have Tiffany’s back:
#CBBTiffany is so me on Friday night in on my own lol…..
— Brooke Jordan Fewins (@Brooke_J_Fewins) January 25, 2016
— Caitlin Richardson (@CaitRichardson1) January 26, 2016
— Anikka Forbes (@anikkaforbes) January 25, 2016
— Nicola Wood (@nicolawood_93) January 26, 2016
But Danny-Boy summed up what most of us were thinking:
I'm gonna have nightmares over this… #CBB
— Danny-Boy Hatchard (@danboy) January 25, 2016
Do you think it’s all gone a bit too far now? Let us know in the comments.