The World’s First ‘Masturbation Booth’ Just Opened
Have you ever been walking down the street, and found yourself with a sudden, uncontrollable urge to choke the chicken?
So urgent, in fact, that you don’t think that you can make it home, or to work, or wherever you normally go for some ‘gentlemen’s time’?
Well, the people behind the ‘Guybrator’ have come up with a solution. They’ve made a ‘masturbation booth’, complete with a chair, if you’re a sitting down kind of guy, a laptop – you know, for inspiration – and a curtain. For privacy, obviously..
The first one just opened in Manhattan, New York, and as the brains behind the booth – Adam Lewis – said:
“There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body, especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan. It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand. We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk.
At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth. We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge… all that we ask is they thank us when they get their promotion!”
We’re sure there’ll be a queue forming in no time..