“17 Reasons Why I am An Undateable Girl” #SingleGirlProblems

Sit back and laugh at the possible satirical explanations for why you’re still single, like me:

1. I’d rather stay in than go out.

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2. If I do go out, I’m not remembering the majority of it.

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3. I don’t want to meet your family.

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4. I definitely don’t want you to meet my family.

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5. I can’t even commit to what I want for lunch.

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6. I enjoy having the entire bed to myself far too much to share it.

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7. I love my best friend more than I can foresee myself loving a potential partner.

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8. I have a low tolerance for bullsh*t.

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9. I’d rather hang out with my guy friends.

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10. I have trust issues.

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11. I have an unhealthy relationship with Netflix.

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12. My afterwork schedule doesn’t allow for a relationship.

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13. Romantic notions make me want to vomit.

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14. I’d rather cuddle a pint of ice cream than a man.

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15. I don’t know which I’m worse at: cooking or cleaning.

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16. I want a relationship for all the wrong reasons.

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17. I’m too picky.

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Why don’t you Share this with your friends to let them know they are not alone 😉 Singletons must stick together!

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